Les 50 meilleurs couplets d’Eminem selon XXL




Voici le classement des meilleurs couplets d’Eminem effectué en 2014 (donc sans prendre en compte Kamikaze et Revival) par le magazine XXL.

50. “What’s The Difference” – Couplet 3
Album: The Chronic 2001 (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “So what’s the difference between us? We can start at the penis/Or we can stream, ‘I just don’t give a fuck,’ and see who means it?”

49. “Roman’s Revenge” – Couplet 2

Album: Pink Friday (2010)
Meilleure ligne: “Set up the camera and pissed twice on her/Look, two pees and a tripod!”

48. “Remember Me?” – Couplet 3

Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes/Two kids, sixteen with M-16s and 10 clips each/And them shits reach through six kids each”

47. “Love The Way You Lie” – Couplet 3

Album: Recovery (2010)
Meilleure ligne: “Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano/All I know is I love you too much to walk away though”

46. “Sing For The Moment” – Couplet 3

Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “Music is reflective of self, we just explain it/And then we get checks in the mail, it’s fucked up, ain’t it?”

45. “Bitch Please II” – Couplet 4

Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “Gimme the mic, let me recite ‘til Timothy White/Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night”

44. “Hard Act To Follow” – Couplet 5

Album: Outsidaz Unreleased Demo
Meilleure ligne: “It ain’t a riddle/After you flat line in the hospital/While I’m in the middle row at your funeral wake/Fucking your widow”

43. “Drug Ballad” – Couplet 1

Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “You have the right to remain violent and start wilin’/Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein’ you/Get in your car, start it, and start drivin’/Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up”

42. “White America” – Couplet 1

Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “Who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleaching my hair/With some peroxide, reaching for a t-shirt to wear/That I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this?”

41. “American Psycho” – Couplet 1

Album: Devil’s Night (2001)
Meilleure ligne: “Each thought’s completely warped / I’m like a walking, talking Ouija board”

40. “Low Down, Dirty” – Couplet 1

Album: Slim Shady EP (1997)
Meilleure ligne: “Smoke a blunt while I’m titty fucking Bette Midler/Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler/Y’all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler, didn’t ya?”

39. “Superman” – Couplet 3

Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “Ooh yeah, girl run that game,(Hailie Jade, I love that name)/Love that tattoo, what’s that say? (‘Rot in Pieces,’ uh, that’s great)”

38. “Brain Damage” – Couplet 2

Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms and foreign tools/This is for every time you took my orange juice.”

37. “We All Die One Day” – Couplet 3

Album: Cheers (2003)
Meilleure ligne: “We are not killers, my vato will have you shot, though/Dragged through the barrio and fucked like Kim Osorio’s/Little sorry ho ass, go ask B-Real/We burn Source covers like fucking Cypress Hill”

36. “Cold Wind Blows” – Couplet 3

Album: Recovery (2010)
Meilleure ligne: “But I swear, you try to diss me, I’ll slaughter you/I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune.”

35. “Soldier” – Couplet 1

Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “When you’re me, people just want to see/If it’s true, if it’s you, what you say in your rap’s, what you do”




34. “When I’m Gone” – Couplet 3

Album: Curtain Call: The Hits (2005)
Meilleure ligne: “‘Now go up there and show ‘em that you love ‘em more than us’/That’s what they want, they want you Marshall/They keep screamin’ your name/It’s no wonder you can’t go to sleep, just take another pill/Yeah, I bet you you will”

33. “Bad Meets Evil” – Couplet 2

Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “I don’t speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet/I’m not a real person, I’m a ghost trapped in a beat/I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph”

32. “My Dad Gone Crazy” – Couplet 2

Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “I’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy/And have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring/ In my nose then quit bringing my flows”

31. “Go To Sleep” – Couplet 1

Album: Cradle 2 The Grave Soundtrack (2003)
Meilleure ligne: “We never met, but best believe you gon’ know me/When I’m this close, to see you exposed as phony”

30. “Without Me” – Couplet 3
Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley/To do black music so selfishly.”

29. “We Ain’t” – Couplet 2
Album: The Documentary (2005)
Meilleure ligne: “You’ll end up in the same situation, same shit / Different day, just with different gangstas in your face”

28. “Marshall Mathers” – Couplet 1
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace/Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this/Watching all these cheap imitations get rich off them/And get dollars that should’ve been theirs like they switched wallets”

27. “Fight Music” – Couplet 6
Album: Devil’s Night (2001)
Meilleure ligne: “If I could capture the rage of today’s youth and bottle it/Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it”

26. “The Real Slim Shady” – Couplet 2
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me/So I have been sent here to destroy you”

25. “Rabbit Run”
Album: 8 Mile Soundtrack (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “If I gotta scream ‘til I have half a lung/If I had half a chance I’d grab it – Rabbit, run”

24. “Infinite” – Couplet 2
Album: Infinite (1996)
Meilleure ligne: “There’s never been a greater since the burial of Jesus / Fuck around and catch all the venereal diseases /

23. “Forever” – Couplet 4
Album: More Than A Game Soundtrack (2009)
Meilleure ligne: “I’m Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you’re thinking of saving face/You ain’t gonna have no face to save by the time I’m through with this place”

22. “Under The Influence” – Couplet 1
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin’/cause once you’re hung from the drapes, it’s curtains.”

21. “Dead Wrong” – Couplet 3
Album: Born Again (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “I got a lion in my pocket, I’m lying/I got a nine in my pocket, and baby I’m just dying to cok him/He’s ready for war, I’m ready for war/I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw”

20. “Purple Pills” – Couplet 1
Album: Devil’s Night (2001)
Meilleure ligne: “These shrooms make me hallucinate / Then I sweat until I start losing weight / Until I see dumb shit start happening / Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again”




19. “Guilty Conscience” – Couplet 2
Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “(Man, ain’t you ever seen that one movie Kids?)/ No but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest!”

18. “Like Toy Soldiers” – Couplet 2
Album: Encore (2004)
Meilleure ligne: “But now it’s elevated, ’cause once you put someone’s kids in it / The shit gets escalated, it ain’t just words no more is it?”

17. “Criminal” – Couplet 2
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “Slim Shady, I’m as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined, “the maniac’s in”

16. “Role Model” – Couplet 1
Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “But I don’t get pissed/Y’all don’t even see through the mist/How the fuck can I be white?/I don’t even exist”

15. “Kim” – Couplet 3
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “I should’ve known better when you started to act weird/We coulda.. hey, where you going? Get back here”

14. “Cleaning Out My Closet” – Couplet 3
Album: The Eminem Show (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn’t/’Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach.”

13. “My Name Is” – Couplet 3
Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “Well, since age twelve I felt like I’m someone else/Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt”

12. “Deja Vu”
Album: Relapse (2009)
Meilleure ligne: “Wouldn’t even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn’t die / Oh yeah, there’s an excuse, you lose Proof so you use”

11. “Who Knew” – Couplet 1
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “I don’t do black music, I don’t do White music/I make fight music, for high school kids”

10. “Rap God” – Couplet 3
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (2013)
Meilleure ligne: “Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting/For the day that they can say I fell off, they’d be celebrating”

9. “Insane” – Couplet 1
Album: Relapse (2009)
Meilleure ligne: “I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head.”

8. “Rock Bottom” – Couplet 2
Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams/I’m hopin’ things look up, but there ain’t no job openings.”

7. “Patiently Waiting” – Couplet 2
Album: Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ (2003)
Meilleure ligne: “Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em up in a pot/Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?/You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot/The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not”

6. “Forgot About Dre” – Couplet 2
Album: The Chronic 2001 (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “Slim Shady, hotter then a set of twin babies/In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up/When the temp goes up to the mid-80s”






5. “The Way I Am” – Couplet 2
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me/So I point one back at ‘em, but not the index or pinkie”

4. “Lose Yourself” – Couplet 1
Album: 8 Mile Soundtrack (2002)
Meilleure ligne: “His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy/There’s vomit on his sweater already: mom’s spaghetti”

3. “Just Don’t Give A Fuck” – Couplet 2
Album: The Slim Shady LP (1999)
Meilleure ligne: “I’m Nicer than Pete but I’m on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone/I’m Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone”

2. “Renegade” – Couplet 4
Album: The Blueprint
Meilleure ligne: “See I’m a poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare/Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-Day Saints here”

1. “Stan” – Couplet 4
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Meilleure ligne: “I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time/Before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doing just fine”

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